all this, and scary men too





Yes, it appeared that nothing was happening, but the New Year has rolled in and the year of the dog is coming next.

The Lamma Ladies who Lurch met for their Christmas luncheon and wore terrible hats and traded (non-terrible) gifts and laughed and snorted into their mulled wine and lurched out again.

Christmas happened. There was far too much champage. I think that goes for everyone.

New Year's Eve. No photos shall be posted.

And tomorrow, Saturday 21 January, Lamma is welcoming new paddle recruits to her happy shores.

For a little inspiration, here are paddling images from Penang, Malaysia, 2004. We loved Malaysia, though our "men's team" looks strangely familiar.

The tall babe dancing in the tent? That is our long-distance Brazilian goddess Lulu. The woman with the 'stache and long braids? Our crazy paddle queen Claire - from Zambia.

Did either of these women live on Lamma in 2004? Hell no! Lulu came from Northern Thailand to paddle with her Lamma team and Claire prolonged (by 3 months) a business trip/vacation to stay for the paddle season.

This year, Lamma expects Princess Ra to return from grimmest England for our return offensive on the Island of Boracay (Dragon Run 2006!) and we welcome new members and old.

After all: we need someone to pick up our bar tab!



By the way - these dudes are Australian and are not our fault... Well they might be the fault of a few of the girls wandering around in their terribly prudish bikinis. We are very culturally sensitive that way.

poll: maybe we shouldn't list 'paddles' as an interest (ps: don't let granny read this post)

But you be the judge. When you click on our profile, near the bottom (no pun intended) you find "paddles."

Here are some of the nice people who share our "interest."


1. - bottoms up

Ashford : Kent : United Kingdom
Interests: food, spanking, knickers, panties, hairbrushes, paddles, charlotte church [!!!], rimming, gay, bottom fetish, thongs, butt plugs, Rosaleen Young,otk, anal, riding crop, whip, martinet, submissive, domminant, culottes, fessee, smack bottom

2. - Untrammeled

22 year old female Scorpio
Austin : Texas : United States
Interests: BDSM, spanking, punishment, sex, pain, submission, willpower, chains, cuffs, whips, floggers, paddles, otk, anal sex, domination, submission

3. - just slave
42 year old female Capricorn
Texas : United States
Interests: Master, the Master/slave way of life, slavery, submission, kajira, canes, floggers, paddles, crops, bondage, spanking, Gorean, music, reading, backgammon, guitars, keyboards, flower gardening, vegetable gardening, jigsaw puzzles, photography, nature

Arja's training to kick your arse



just when you thought it was safe to relax, some little finnish miss heads to the hills so that her butt will be finely-honed for the upcoming season. rest stops are optional.



yeah, it's 8am on a Sunday. yeah, I'll be coming around the mountain when I come.



da coach.



training is fun. now get me a fried breakfast - pronto.

come for lurch, dammit


Click photo for large-size menu
WHERE: Delany's - Wanchai, site of the official "Lamma Ladies who Lurch" luncheons
WHEN: December 16th, 12:30
WHY: Do you really need to ask? Food and hooch!
WHAT: Santa Exchange - buy a small and tricksie gift for exchange ($50-$100HKD). She who opens the package first can keep or exchange gift with something new on the table, leaving the itchy santa-themed thong and garter for next victim.

WHO: It was Karen's idea - you'll have to get all the gift-exchange details from her.

Pink online

And when I am done beating you; I will beat your
friends and family and you will cry and cry. Fear me:
I have big muscles and I know how to use them!
- Captain Katie Dragon 2005


Are you talking to me? Are YOU, talking to ME?
- Ivan, flanked by his paddle-soldiers, 2005

The 2005 Hong Kong International Dragon Boat Races had absolutely NOTHING to recommend it. Unless you like manky water and smelling like a public toilet.

The Lamma Ladies, of course, dressed for the occassion. Get used to the wigs; there are always wigs.