Typhoon Madness while the Dragon Entered

YES, THAT IS THE WRONG COLOUR! Put down the knife Finn, she's one of ours!





Happy Birthday dear KIM! Happy Boracay-Birthday to you!



As you can see, we were definitely challenged by the gorgeous locals. In fact, we huddled in a tent to save ourselves from comparison. Okay, we didn't - but shit they are amazing.



Wait, wait - we cannot take anymore. You guys are too hot. Come to Hong Kong! COME TO HONG KONG!




Yes, they are all wearing gold medals (that would be the WINNER'S medals to the layman).
Yes, they OUT-PINKED, OUT-PADDLED and are about to OUT-PARTY the ass out of this island.
Yes, this dress is a man-made fabric.




On the cat to Boracay. No, not a kitty-cat. Don't be daft.



Behind that sweet exterior beats the heart of a paddler-killer. Watch your ass.



She's Finnish. Ask Orville.



Body condoms, brought to you by our weekend typhoon. One of these people isn't sober.



Vat? Zees eez not Brazil! Sheet! Now I have to teach zees pinkies how to party!



Yes. We are famous. What do you see? PINK (on the right. Duh). What did we do all weekend? Out-Pinked, Out-PADDLED and Out-Partied (well, the SeaGods beat us on partying one night...)



Isn't she lovely? And a kick-ass paddler, swimmer, runner....



All subject to the regulated colour-scheme. Manila approved.



Ralph Lauren-approved matching wardrobes. No - really - they are lovely. So co-ordinated! So Pink!



That isn't the Playboy mansion! Ha! You got me!



And when I am crowned queen, the language of Brazil will be Pinklish.



It seemed like a good idea at the time. Can we go home now? Where is that dance party?



I am just getting warmed up. In two hours, my eye-lashes will be even longer.



5 years of secretarial school and all i got was the leading role in that S&M movie about... a secretary. Love the hair.



You only think your boobs are bigger than mine. Look. LOOK!!!




It doesn't get any better than this. LAMMA IN BORACAY 2006.