Give your Alter Ego a Lift: Go Pink - Get Powerful

Power. Precision. Passion.

And the other three Ps.*

Together they define the essence of the Lamma Ladies Dragon Boat Team. We’re a 3-drinks minimum, 20-cylinder engine producing 2 horsepower: enough to launch a dragon boat from zero-to-eight mph in a staggering 20 minutes (Actual acceleration results may vary).

Our four speed** (wo)manual transmission with optional beast-master drummer (BMD) and waterlogged paddle shorts make every practice a soul-stirring, blister-raising experience.

Just two practices, hunched over the gunwales of our state-of-the-art, banana-yellow dragon boat is all it takes. The Lamma Ladies: You’ll never look back.

* “Out PINK, Out PADDLE, Out PARTY” is a registered trade mark of the Lamma Ladies. Try to steal our motto and we’ll kick your ass.

** Four speed: 1) faffing about; 2) strong and steady; 3) fast and powerful; 4) the PLF (paddle like f—k) spin-cycle.

The Lamma Ladies: Paddle ‘til you Puke